Tuesday, June 06, 2006


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Monday, June 05, 2006

生命在等待中消失

『等到我學業完成以後,我定要好好地放鬆自己。』
『等到我生意上了軌道以後,我定要出國旅行,到處遊玩,開開眼界。』
『等到我賺了錢以後,我定要好好地孝敬父母,讓他們過上好日子。』
『等到我買了房子以後,我就會停下忙碌的腳步,好好享受人生。』
『等到我孩子結了婚以後,我就可以安心打牌,毋需再顧慮那麼多。』
等到‥‥‥ 等到 ‥‥‥我們總是這樣對自己說,
也總是這樣把享受人生寄托在遙不可知的未來。
似乎我們所有的生命,都消耗在等待上。

曾有這麼兩個年青人,一位是中國人,另一位是美國人。
他們同在某個大城市的一家公司上班,職位相同,薪金相同,然而所過的
生活卻迵然不同。那位美國人在他上班一年後,用所賺的薪金分期付款買
了一套非常漂亮、舒適的房子,日子過得稱心如意; 而另外那位中國人,
卻是租住在一棟非常破舊的公寓裡,房子又黑又小又舊,彷彿稍微用力一
點,整個房子就會倒塌似的。那位中國人省吃儉用,他告訴自己,等到賺
夠了錢,就一定要買棟漂亮的房子,讓自己住得舒服一點。

二十年後,他終於如願以嘗,在那位美國人所住的公寓裡買了一套與他一
樣漂亮的房子,與美國人毗鄰而居。結果不幸的是,那位中國人住進新房
子還不到一年, 就因多年來營養不良、積勞成疾而撒手西歸。

這就是中國人的悲哀,也是東方人與西方人最大的區別。
中國人顧慮太多,總是把生命用在等待上;
而西方人卻是秉持"把握現在,及時行樂"的人生態度。
如果那位中國人也像那位美國同事一樣,用分期付款的方法買一套房子,
那他不也是一樣可以在二十年前就讓自己過得舒服一點了嗎?

人人都願意犧牲現在,去換取不可知的等待;犧牲今生的辛苦錢,去換取
來世的安逸。其實我們毋須等到生活完美無瑕,也毋須等到一切穩定下來。
想做什麼,現在就可以開始。每個人的生命都有盡頭,許多人往往在生命
即將結束時,才發現自己還有很多事沒有做,這實在是一種遺憾。

人生是一張單程車票,失去的便永遠不會再擁有。

千萬別把美好的生命浪費在等待上,把握現在,享受現在,才是最重要的。

Stupid questions with smart answers

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's
performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of
ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've
treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

Zombie on the run

Woke up early this morning because am really not feeling that well… cooked the chicken congee since last night… so when I woke up is just nice to have it… going to work in another hour time or so…

I scared myself off when I looked into mirror today because I look pale… is having the worst monthly thing for girls -.-/// feeling restless…. No appetite to eat… not feeling like doing anything… sien…

Anyway not going to update much because feeling a bit dizzy also… so has a good day everyone…

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Thank You very much


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Specially for somebody,

I think since i know you, Thank you is the word I said the most to you... no matter what what it is not a phrase that only come from my mouth but also from deep inside my heart... Thank you very much for that! I did really feeling horrible today... but your hard work cheer me up again...

Thank you for creating this piece of flash, thank you for testing out for me, thank you for troubleshooting it for me, thank you for doing the final test till everything been post out successfully... thank you very much...

Using this picture is not only for the sake of using it to say thank you, but to express my feelings, as in the excitement I am feeling... it's not only the thankful excitement but it's like when you see a beautiful thing like fireworks... so yeah I'm enjoying it...
last and not least "muacks" :P

L.O.V.E



on your speaker
click on the play button
start commenting how bad my voice is LOL

Another joke of the day

Little Joe sees his Daddy's car pass the playground and go into the woods.

Curious, he follows the car and sees daddy and Aunt Susie in a passionate embrace.

Joe finds this exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother,

"Mummy, mummy, I was at the playground and Daddy and ..."

Mummy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story.

So Joe tells her,

"I was at the playground and I saw Daddy go into the woods with Aunt Susie. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Susie a big kiss, then he helped her to take off her skirt, then Aunt Susie helped Daddy take off his pants, then Aunt Susie laid down on the seat, then Daddy ..."

At this point, Mummy cuts him off and said,

"Joe, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mummy asks Joe to tell his story. Joe starts his story, describing the car going into the woods, the undressing, laying down on car seat and..."



"then Daddy and Aunt Susie did the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in Navy."

Joke of the day

Three women, one German, one Japanese and a Hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The German pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped.

The others looked at her questioningly.

"That was my pager", she said.

"I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang.

The Japanese woman lifted her hand to her ear.

When she finished, she explained,

"That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging out of her butt crack.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The hillbilly woman finally said,

"Well, will you look at that. I'm getting a fax!"