Four Father

Four expectant fathers were in Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.

The nurse comes in and tells the first man, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins!"

"What a coincidence!" the man exclaims. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!"

The nurse returns a short while later and tells the second man, "You are the father of triplets!"

"Wow, what a coincidence!" he replies. "I work for the 3M Corporation!"

When the nurse comes again, she tells the third man that his wife has given birth to quadruplets.

"Another coincidence! I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!"

At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others ask what's wrong.

"What's wrong?! I work for Seven-Up!"

classroom jokes

Teacher : Use 'income' in a sentence.

Fred : I opened the door and in come the cat.

Teacher : Wrong! Try 'ransom.'

Fred : I saw a skunk and ran some distance away.

Teacher : No. Try 'handsome.'

Fred : Hand some candy to me.

Teacher : (exasperated) Your last chance is 'gruesome.'

Fred : Since last year I grew some.





Teacher : What is usually used as a conductor of electricity?

Johnny : Why....er...

Teacher : Wire is right. Very good. Now tell me, what is the unit of electrical power?

Johnny : The what?

Teacher : That's absolutely correct, the watt. Now class, you should all study diligently like Johnny here.






The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket."

He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, "That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."

I like your thinking

teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.''

Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''

''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''

Don't wanna try

(oooo)...dont wanna try dont wanna try (try try)
(oooo)..dont wanna try no more
(ooo)..dont wanna try dont wanna try dont wanna try


Verse 1
i cant believe u had the nerve to say the things u said
they hurt so bad that they ended our relationship
i cant believe it ..4 years go down the drain
oh how i wish things would of happened so differently
i tryd to save it so many times but you still couldnt see
u kept insistin and resistin that u would not fall again
and now u tryin to tell me that ur sorry
and ur tryin to come back home
ur tellin me u really need me crying beggin both knees are on the floor
but baby i


-Chorus
dont wanna try dont wanna try dont wanna try no more
u keep insisting when u know our love is out the door
dont wanna try dont wanna try cuz all we do is fight and say the things
i hurt u bad to when we both begin to cry
dont wanna try dont wanna try i bout just had enough its been a rough road
baby just let it go
dont wanna try dont wanna try dont wanna try no more
tell me whats the use of holdin on when all we do is hurt our love


Verse 2
u and i had many conversations on the telephone
talks about one day we having a place of our own
wake up in the morning and have breakfast ready on the table
but all of that just seems so far away from me
had to wake up face reality
it all just seem to good to be true after all you put me through
and now u tryin to tell me that ur sorry
and u tryin to come back home
u tellin me that u really need me crying beggin both knees are on the floor
but baby i


-Chorus
dont wanna try dont wanna try dont wanna try no more
u keep insisting when u know our love is out the door
dont wanna try dont wanna try cuz all we do is fight and say the things
i hurt u bad to when we both begin to cry
dont wanna try dont wanna try i bout just had enough its been a rough road
baby just let it go
dont wanna try dont wanna try dont wanna try no more
tell me whats the use of holdin on when all we do is hurt our love

[..fading into beat]
(dont wanna try dont wanna try)
(dont wanna try no more)
(dont wanna try dont wanna try..oo)


(dont wanna try dont wanna try)
(dont wanna try no more)
(dont wanna try dont wanna try dont wanna try no more ooo)

A piece of crap form my mind

Late night is just a good time for me to blog things out… especially whatever that is stuck in my mind… it’s been a very long time that I failed to express myself in words… even if I on irc I will stay in the quiz channel to play the quiz or I will just sit there and watching people chat around…

Life is like an miracle… everyone life seem to be fated… we have to gone through whatever we are being fated… facing people around, facing things around, is this all like what Chinese people said, what we’ve done is passed life is what we got for this life? If we had done the wrong thing in the passed life we are here to pay back or compensate for whatever we had done, and if our passed life did well, we got the happiness in this life? It might be ridiculous to some people when they came around to read about this… but this might be true might be wrong, we will not know right?

Used to finished few Chinese dramas… sometimes when people watching movie they will enjoy the film without thinking what are the hidden messages or the lesson we could learn from the movie… as for me, I might be thinking too much… but don’t you think whatever idea that had been think out by the script writers, producers and the directors are the fact of life? They might be just the idea as a basic to lead people to think further… but if everything in the movie never been happened, never appear in the world how would it came to people’s mind?

Some people will live and die for their love one, some people will live to fight for power and money, some people live to chase what they dream of… but most of the time they will got nothing and leave the world with the sin they’ve got… will we be happy if we are being the lady besides the king if we can’t even live for ourselves, plan for ourselves, fight for ourselves? There is darkness everywhere in our live, if we did not light up the light in our lives ourselves, no one will be able to do so…

People around our lives are just like the pedestrian that will pass by our life… they will come in anytime leave in anytime…you will not got to own anything forever and ever… the more I think I more I feel like being a nun than a normal person in this world… maybe I am thinking too much… but seriously, if we are using our hearts to listen to a song, to watch a movie, we will feel, know and think whatever we never think before…

Stand on people’s shoe to think… sometimes I am thinking how many ‘shoes’ we can stand to think? If we think for people will people care as well? How many people actually appreciate what we’ve done? How many things we could actually care for? How many people we should consider for?

Sigh… it is just a piece of thing that stucked in my mind… I don’t know why am I thinking that way and why is it appeared in my mind… but I would just type it up… you could just ignore this and take it as a piece a crap….