Another joke of the day

Little Joe sees his Daddy's car pass the playground and go into the woods.

Curious, he follows the car and sees daddy and Aunt Susie in a passionate embrace.

Joe finds this exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother,

"Mummy, mummy, I was at the playground and Daddy and ..."

Mummy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story.

So Joe tells her,

"I was at the playground and I saw Daddy go into the woods with Aunt Susie. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Susie a big kiss, then he helped her to take off her skirt, then Aunt Susie helped Daddy take off his pants, then Aunt Susie laid down on the seat, then Daddy ..."

At this point, Mummy cuts him off and said,

"Joe, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mummy asks Joe to tell his story. Joe starts his story, describing the car going into the woods, the undressing, laying down on car seat and..."



"then Daddy and Aunt Susie did the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in Navy."