Funny joke

One day, an Ang Moh from USA arrived at KLIA
Airport. After he checked out from the customs,
he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked
for one. When he found the toilet, there was a
lady sitting at the entrance. When he was about
to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and
asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok").
The Mat Salleh wondered why in MALAYSIA they
have to "see the co*k" before entering the toilet?
So he said "no" but the lady insisted. Since he
had no choice, he took out his co*k and showed
it to her. The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!"
(money in Malay), but the Ang Moh
misunderstood again and thought that she
said "Do it! Do it!" So he asked, "Now? Here?"
The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't
quite understand English. The Ang Moh thought
that she wanted to have s-e-x with him, so he
stripped the lady and made love to her. The lady
started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!"
(pain in Malay), and the Ang Moh thought it
was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!" He said "OK! I will
suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck
them. The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!"
(Oh, MY GOD....in Malay). The Ang Moh
misunderstood again. "Too HARD? OK,
sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the Ang Moh
replied. Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so
the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG,
ENCIK!" The Ang Moh replied, "Not too long, just
9 inches only."